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Lahav (Blade)

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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Oooo, flying rice burner! everywhereeeee! fry ass's ha ha ha. china man love rusky, tank u for flying cracker, not real bot, this now not war robot, now 'china rule everywhere' with rice burner in ding sky. this like china real, XiJP style, shoot everyone in back, ha ha ha love Winnie-the-Pooh!!!

no balance bot, just toy cracker, not real bot, fly, spit fire, no victory, just fry ass. love fry ass, smell like Winnie-the-Pooh ha ha ha. special rice for china. we no soccer, just ping pong, play with XiJPball ha ha ha.

china dominate, world ping pong oh and Chī shǐ, yesssssss. we love XiJ style, Chī shǐ.

dis funny game, no skill, just flying fryer everywhere Ohhh, and numb-nuts, greek fuc-fuc bot ha ha ha! now china man fly on cracker, dream true, fry, fry, dream like now Xiàng xiǎo nánhái yīyàng - XiJP style ha ha ha

no skill no more, just fryer, easy kill, no skill, china man, no skill, just ping pong, Chī shǐ

really, Wúliáo game now, Zǒng shì yīyàng, Méiyǒu jìqiǎo, only XiJP style....

Yǒngyuǎn dōu shì yīyàng de :-)




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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Oooo, flying rice burner! evereewhereeeee! fry ass's ha ha ha. china man love rusky, tank u for flying cracker, not real bot, this now not war robot, now 'china rule everywhere' with rice burner in ding sky. this like china real, XiJP style, shoot everyone in back, ha ha ha love Winnie-the-Pooh!!!

no balance bot, just toy cracker, not real bot, fly, spit fire, no victory, just fry ass. love fry ass, smell like Winnie-the-Pooh ha ha ha. special rice for china. we no soccer, just ping pong, play with XiJPball ha ha ha.

china dominate, world ping pong oh and Chī shǐ, yesssssss. we love XiJ style, Chī shǐ.

dis funny game, no skill, just flying fryer everywhere Ohhh, and numb-nuts, greek fuc-fuc bot ha ha ha! now china man fly on cracker, dream true, fry, fry, dream like now Xiàng xiǎo nánhái yīyàng - XiJP style ha ha ha

no skill no more, just fryer, easy kill, no skill, china man, no skill, just ping pong, Chī shǐ

really, Wúliáo game now, Zǒng shì yīyàng, Méiyǒu jìqiǎo, only XiJP style....

Yǒngyuǎn dōu shì yīyàng de :-)

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Lahav (Blade)6 years ago

Unfortunately, I blew a fuse and tanked in a few games in frustration! (August 2018) That resulted in one (1) long week of hard labor inside the LPQ arena! If only I knew the queue existed! Some things we all must learn the hard way and believe me, the LPQ is not where you want to be!

Thankfully, I'm out and ever aware that PIXONIC has a smart system that WILL pick up the low performance players and frustrated genius's that tank their game. You'll agree that it is a good system once you've done hard time in the LPQ.

That said, being kicked to the LPQ was completely justified and we all must respect the other players in our team whom share the same frustrations from time-to-time.

I have read many excuses here but no-one seams to want to acknowledge they tanked!? If you have, stop reading every post you can on the 'LPQ' and just play the game as you should. Like I said, one (1) week for me. It may be different for you but when you do get out and you will, you'll be a better player.

Attitude is everything.

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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

I will say the game is not broken, so why fix it? We all strive to reach higher levels and aquire stronger, more powerful weapons. This takes time and patience but we are all rewarded when we reach that level and become more competitive. That long struggle also makes us better, skilled players. Rebalancing existing bots and weapons is simply not necessary. Pix, you need only to create new bots of an equal balance and ability to take down say, Spectre shocktrain.

If you de-tune existing weapons and bots, you will upset those players whom have invested money or time collecting those superior mechs. Sure, I understand your logic however, if it’s not broken, don’t fix it!

Pilot LAHAV (Blade)

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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Payonic has done it again!!! Nerfs, tweaks, deletes and of course, heightened player dissatisfaction. They (Payonic) are the masters of self-destruction and are sadly lacking imagination! Has anyone dropped into to FFA lately?! A new acronym better suited to this game mode is LD, that is of course 'Lock-down'. Or better still, BABS. I like BABS, lets face it, its for all the BABS players that use LD's! Oh, BABS - boring as bat shit! Another game mode worth avoiding given there is no skill required.

I'm not here to complain, I am to say LMAO as no doubt Payonic are. The new workshop will steel your silver quicker than you can say "fuck-me". Remember, you're dealing with Communists who are in bed with the Capitalists (Apple). LMAO!

Guys, don't complain because your weapons and bots have been nerfed, Payonic do this now on a regular basis. What you build today will of course get fucked-up tomorrow. Just wait and see what happens to the Merc, its only a matter of time! Payonic have a history of screwing you. Now they are sucking the silver from you faster than ever before. Do you get it!!!

Yes, I could rip off their heads and shit down their throats BUT, remember, it's a supply & demand kinda thing. You keep playing or worse still, paying, they keep fucking with you. Simple enough for you?

If you play WR, maintain your sense of humor, don't chase your losses and don't pay! Don't paayyyyyyy!

PS: what ever happened to the BOT & WEP designers who created the Bulg, Heachi, Inquis and others that have "i mean business" written all over them??? The bots Payonic have put up in recent times lack serious detail and look ready for pre-school, not war! Why don't we put a nappy on the Merc, or wrap the Pursuer in cotton wool - The Pursuer, LMOA again!!!! Headless chicken running around with it's pop guns......(LMAO in the fetal position on the floor)

Ahhh Payonic, I suggested you go outside and fire a real gun years ago. Obviously, you're all still playing with your small appendages (У тебя́ о́чень ма́ленький хуй!)

На здоровье

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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Well, have you seen the latest tweaks to the game??? Bye bye keys!!! Oh, the re-balance worked well in anticipation of the 'Pantomime' bots - "numbnuts" "herpes" & "Airhead". It is to say theatrical entertainment, mainly for children and unskilled players.

So, for those of you whom have invested heavily in the Merc because Payonic gave your Spec a tune-up, say goodnight!!! Airhead is going to unwrap his magic wands and cast a spell upon your ass - best put your Merc in a nappy now. LMAO!

Airhead is somewhat angry given he has a small appendage (У тебя́ о́чень ма́ленький хуй!) Payonic gave him magic wands that flash and render the game he plays - boring!!!!!! No balls, just magic wands for for children and unskilled players.

Is the game now balanced??? ((Did some one say yes!? Yes, it's numbnuts cousin")) It will be once again, don't worry. Payonic will nerf your bots when they feel they have not yet pushed enough players out of the game. Its a sure way to cure the lag - fewer players equals less traffic on their vintage servers!!!

Now listen, on a serious note, Payonic want ONLY subscription players! It's coming soon. If you haven't already noticed, the silver is being sucked out of your balls faster than you can say, "Merc in a nappy". Upgrade times etc etc are proving more frustrating. The plan is to push the free players out and reward only those who pay, PAY! Subscription, it's coming sooner than you think. The benefits are increasing and will continue to do so - a guaranteed monthly income for Payonic.

Shame, it was a great game up until the real devs left Payonic. Now we are left with devs whom without imagination have left the game in the toilet bowl.







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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Well, have you seen the latest tweaks to the game??? Bye bye keys!!! Oh, the re-balance worked well in anticipation of the 'Pantomime' bots - "numbnuts" "herpes" & "Airhead". It is to say theatrical entertainment, mainly for children and unskilled players.

So, for those of you whom have invested heavily in the Merc because Payonic gave your Spec a tune-up, say goodnight!!! Airhead is going to unwrap his magic wands and cast a spell upon your ass - best put your Merc in a nappy now. LMAO!

Airhead is somewhat angry given he has a small appendage (У тебя́ о́чень ма́ленький хуй!) Payonic gave him magic wands that flash and render the game he plays - boring!!!!!! No balls, just magic wands for for children and unskilled players.

Is the game now balanced??? ((Did some one say yes!? Yes, it's numbnuts cousin")) It will be once again, don't worry. Payonic will nerf your bots when they feel they have not yet pushed enough players out of the game. Its a sure way to cure the lag - fewer players equals less traffic on their vintage servers!!!

Now listen, on a serious note, Payonic want ONLY subscription players! It's coming soon. If you haven't already noticed, the silver is being sucked out of your balls faster than you can say, "Merc in a nappy". Upgrade times etc etc are proving more frustrating. The plan is to push the free players out and reward only those who pay, PAY! Subscription, it's coming sooner than you think. The benefits are increasing and will continue to do so - a guaranteed monthly income for Payonic.

Shame, it was a great game up until the real devs left Payonic. Now we are left with devs whom without imagination have left the game in the toilet bowl.







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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Love you work Capt! I often get blown away by chickens, it is to say frustrating so i just turn away from them now, look the other way while they get their jollies! If I'm in a dash, I back up to them in a flash! Quickens the kill. LMAO!

I don't find a pursuer a challenge at all to target and fight - that is to say disappointing. I'd rather rumble with with one of the of the new 'Pantomime' bots - "numbnuts" "herpes" or "Airhead". All low skilled player bots. LMAO again!

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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Well, have you seen the latest tweaks to the game??? Bye bye keys!!! Oh, the re-balance worked well in anticipation of the 'Pantomime' bots - "numbnuts" "herpes" & "Airhead". It is to say theatrical entertainment, mainly for children and unskilled players.

So, for those of you whom have invested heavily in the Merc because Payonic gave your Spec a tune-up, say goodnight!!! Airhead is going to unwrap his magic wands and cast a spell upon your ass - best put your Merc in a nappy now. LMAO!

Airhead is somewhat angry given he has a small appendage (У тебя́ о́чень ма́ленький хуй!) Payonic gave him magic wands that flash and render the game he plays - boring!!!!!! No balls, just magic wands for for children and unskilled players.

Is the game now balanced??? ((Did some one say yes!? Yes, it's numbnuts cousin")) It will be once again, don't worry. Payonic will nerf your bots when they feel they have not yet pushed enough players out of the game. Its a sure way to cure the lag - fewer players equals less traffic on their vintage servers!!!

Now listen, on a serious note, Payonic want ONLY subscription players! It's coming soon. If you haven't already noticed, the silver is being sucked out of your balls faster than you can say, "Merc in a nappy". Upgrade times etc etc are proving more frustrating. The plan is to push the free players out and reward only those who pay, PAY! Subscription, it's coming sooner than you think. The benefits are increasing and will continue to do so - a guaranteed monthly income for Payonic.

Shame, it was a great game up until the real devs left Payonic. Now we are left with devs whom without imagination have left the game in the toilet bowl.







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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Boring, predictable, BORING!!!! That's what this game has become. Above all else, boring! Merc's with lock down, 'airheads, with magic wands. I mean, this is now so predictable. The Merc is the new spec - great!!! So what. Did Payonic say "rebalance?"

Dash bots are now screwed, everyone still wants a spec but they have been rendered useless in most situations (skilled players excused - all good). And now we have the pantomime bots - "numbnuts" "herpes" & "Airhead". Boring, very very boringgggg............

Payonic, you really have ruined this game. It was a game of skill, it was once rewarding, it was "once upon a time"......

You глупый, глупый people. I see some are calling for a boycott in December, I simply did not play this last weekend and feel much better for it. WR has now become a waste of my precious time. I don't bother picking up the iPad to play anymore.

Yes, Payonic, that's what you wanted of me! I don't pay to play anymore. I have so much to spend, but why would i spend my money on WR given your recent and ongoing actions??? If I pay today, my robot gets bent over and fucked up the ass tomorrow, or the next day.

I no longer have the same performance from those products i spent good money on previously therefore, please explain to the me and the players why we should 'waste' our money on this now boring, predictable game??? An honest and open answer would be greatly appreciated. Yes, i said "honest". Problem here is that you are compulsive liars which you have of course proven time and again.

New players, you will not have noticed how many 'legends' have left the game. It is rather sad that you have begun a journey to nowhere, a journey that will leave you deflated, unhappy and wondering why you wasted so much of your time.

That said, if you want to waste money and lets face it, those who pay to play WR are doing just that, go right ahead, that is of course your choice.

Happy holiday season ahead pilots! Don't hold you're breath awaiting an honest answer from Payonic!!! They are продажный.

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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Boring, predictable, BORING!!!! That's what this game has become. Above all else, boring! Merc's with lock down, 'airheads, with magic wands. I mean, this is now so predictable. The Merc is the new spec - great!!! So what. Did Payonic say "rebalance?"

Dash bots are now screwed, everyone still wants a spec but they have been rendered useless in most situations (skilled players excused - all good). And now we have the pantomime bots - "numbnuts" "herpes" & "Airhead". Boring, very very boringgggg............

Payonic, you really have ruined this game. It was a game of skill, it was once rewarding, it was "once upon a time"......

You глупый, глупый people. I see some are calling for a boycott in December, I simply did not play this last weekend and feel much better for it. WR has now become a waste of my precious time. I don't bother picking up the iPad to play anymore.

Yes, Payonic, that's what you wanted of me! I don't pay to play anymore. I have so much to spend, but why would i spend my money on WR given your recent and ongoing actions??? If I pay today, my robot gets bent over and fucked up the ass tomorrow, or the next day.

I no longer have the same performance from those products i spent good money on previously therefore, please explain to the me and the players why we should 'waste' our money on this now boring, predictable game??? An honest and open answer would be greatly appreciated. Yes, i said "honest". Problem here is that you are compulsive liars which you have of course proven time and again.

New players, you will not have noticed how many 'legends' have left the game. It is rather sad that you have begun a journey to nowhere, a journey that will leave you deflated, unhappy and wondering why you wasted so much of your time.

That said, if you want to waste money and lets face it, those who pay to play WR are doing just that, go right ahead, that is of course your choice.

Happy holiday season ahead pilots! Don't hold you're breath awaiting an honest answer from Payonic!!! They are продажный.



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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Let's see, my last comments date back to late 2018. What has changed? I really don't need to answer that question.

Recommendation PIXFUCKUP

Why don't you start a new game called WR Reloaded (starring Spectre, Bulg, Griff and other non pre-school wanker bots). That is to say, a basic hardcore version of the game. No magic wands, no modules, no rules.

Let's say, limit the weapon selection to missiles, kinetic only.

Let's say, the only way you're able to play this game is through subscription only, I'd say $10 USD / month. A constant, steady revenue stream.

How many Champions would return with their old hanger of BOTS, poised and ready to demonstrate their skill??? I would...

Let's say you run a test server based on this scenario - what is there to loose? I would say, nothing at all. You have everything to gain.

The hard core game would be fast, dash bots would return, bulg would have a presence on the battlefield (just take a look at it), Spectre, well, we all know that would be the BOT to take down most of the comp.

Shit......i forgot, no imagination, no servers or internet bandwidth, too many problems to seriously consider a hardcore version of the game. Continue to turnover your player base with a boring predictable game. You could of course consider bringing all the serious players back....nope, never going to happen.

I'll drop in again in six months to review the comments. I would bet my left testicle that the list of negative comments will be just as they have been now for the last few years.

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Lahav (Blade)5 years ago

Aaahhhh, a nuver update! Ooooo! Flying rice burner's!!! OOohhh yeahhhhh, i ride fire cracker now, fry everyone ass!!!
OOooohhhh, the rusky luv the chinaman, make me special fire cracker, breathe fire, fry rice, special.

Nooooooo, not real world robot, just dream boat flying cracker (LMAO). Yeessss, special tankyou to rusky, we steel aircraft carry design, make copy, burn more rice. Ha ha ha.

Aaaahhh, no rebalance, just china rule now with dream boat cracker!!! breathing fire, oooohhh, i get my jollies off :-)

Just Pix fuck and me china man. Dream made in rice bowl. Soon, china make own WR with wild rice, not pussy sushi rice.

"Thankfully, many players have moved onto other games with real potential. Sadly, WR has sunk to a new low.....very low indeed. What a pathetic set up this has become. I thought herpes, airhead and numb nuts (Greek butt fuckers) were silly enough but hey, Pix must and will "make a nuver update" well suited to whats left of it's player base - china!

Pix, what will you do when china man make his own WR??? It's on the way in case you hadn't noticed! Do you need a link???

Anyway players, enjoy the circus! Enjoy the special fried rice! Such a boring, predictable game....still.

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